*is twirling around a dagger*

*walks in* hey i'm lost can you help me? i accidentily came into here and i forgot the way out

right there*points at the entrance*

thanks *leaves*

*i take off my mask as i walk in2 another room so on1 sees my face*

*wraps face with bandages except 4 the mouth & eyes,gos to sleep*

*i wake up,go in2 a room,takes of armor,starts doing pullups*

*gos out,sets out 2 ballistas & a telescope between the ballistas near the entrance,gos bac inside,brings out a picket sign that says:i see soon to be dead spies*yea that'll do nicely

*makes stew*

*takes off mask,gives self emo haircut using kukris*sweeeet.now when i do crazy yet pwnsome things ill look cooler

*lays down on bed playing harp*

*thinks*all right.im going to stop being psychotic,regain my inteligence,stop acting like retard,& bcum myself again*outloud*now it looks like i need a new wardrobe

w8,wat if i can b both,smart & funny*read a almanac,encyclopedia,dictionary,& comedy 4 retards book*

*walks out,looks at the desert night sky*

i hav to invite more ppl here