thieves:this is a holdup!*takes out swords & knifes*
me:*walks in*good evening ladies & gentlemen i will be your liberator this evening
thief:*stabs me with a knife*
me:*looks at the knife*tickles*grins like the heath ledger joker*
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*half a minute later*
me:*walks out the tavern splattered in blood & holding severel spinal cords with the skulls still attached*it aint easy being a yautja